Emily worked on putting a party together for Luella Bartley's spring collection for Target. I worked on
perfecting my slur
Scott, Aviva and Wendi meet me
Aviva went apeshit over the free stuff
The fashions were ok I guess, but to be honest, I hardly noticed them
As usual, I'm more interested in the crowd
We finally got out of there when the open bar ended and kidnapped Em to check out a different scene
We found a cute little place in the East Village for a night cap. Emily thought the bartender there was a TOTAL
FOX and pulled out all the stops to catch his eye. She finally got up the nerve to show him how she felt.
He was like, WHAT THE HECK?
I told her that if you want to land a man like that, you have to play it cool and don't let him know how cute he is.
She never listens to me and that is why she'll forever live on Old Maid Lane.
Later I saw him and his buddy talking about her and the next thing we knew, he and those tight buns
were out the door. Emily's heart was shattered
She locked herself in the bathroom and when I finally got in there, she just screamed at me. But I forgive her