It was my pleasure to be Emily J's Maid of Honor and we had a lot of fun preparing for the wedding.

We were feeling wilted on the day of her Bachelorette party, so she treated us to an afternoon at the spa

and we were revived before our big night.

It was like getting ready for the prom!

Sizzlin ladies on the prowl

We traveled in style and cranked the jams

First stop was The Russian Vodka Bar with Archie Bunker on the ivories

Marls in charge

Jammers

Carrie

Sarah

And back downtown for a little.....

Karaokes

Lesley

Carrie

Carol with head bashed wall

Megan and Muree

We were having a fine old time when someone knocked on the door. Officer Arcadia

said Emily had been a very naughty girl

The song playing was "You Can Take Your Hat Off" from the movie 9 1/2 Weeks

when Kim Basinger strips. Cheese factor 99!

Nice diamond ring...who could that be? And what's that flap about? It's about EWWWWWW!!!!

Seems some of the other girls were in trouble with Arcadia too...

Arcadia was packing some sort of floppy fringed blue sock

"Hey Guys, thanks for the rape!"

I knew I'd seen Arcadia before. Oh that's right, he's on Emily and Gavin's beach towel

We closed out the night as we began our day: in a sauna. Here's Em and Jeremy Scott working it off

 

 

HOW CAN I BOTTLE THIS?