I went to Chicago to help Ben make his movie, THE LAST OF HIS KIND. I worked on costumes, hair and make up.

It's the bittersweet story of a swamp monster named Creatch McCrackin who falls in love with a park ranger named Elena Tanjeans

But things get hairy when these drunken hunters get itchy trigger fingers and poach this poor deer (named Julio)

Ooooo we hate these guys guts SO MUCH! Especially this one, Frank Masswealth and his stupid ascot

Grab assin

Ms Tanjeans AINT havin it and opens up the whop-ass can

Oh, there'll BE no charges ya tree huggin lesbo

But Creatch saves the day (shown here sans pants) after pummeling the jerky hunters. Find out how it ends at a film festival near you....